stress posting im at the pussy doctor boys

bitethebullets:

babygirl why do you gaze at him like that

z0mbiefrank:

HANG ON!! THE GLOVES ARE ELBOW LENGTH??? ELBOW LENGTH BLACK LATEX GLOVES???

sirpepperston:

the FBI agent interrogating me: I’m not going to ask you again. What is this pokemon’s name?

me, beaten within an inch of my life:

ghostsam:

“this edible ain’t shit”

*five minutes later*

princessflaw:

bunny-gf:

Adggaghsfhs?

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

thicc-astronaut:

I get so giddy looking at life restorations of Tiktaalik. Look at this thing. A proper Wet Beast. God’s purest creation. A pioneer and an entrepreneur and the progenitor of all terrestrial vertebrates. Is it a fish? An amphibian? A reptile? Something else entirely? Tiktaalik isn’t going to tell you, it doesn’t owe you an explanation. Tiktaalik is just Tiktaalik. It eats bugs, it lives in the shallows, it likes long walks on the beaches and longer walks in the water. 

eelpatrickharris:

duchessnibenhu-ofpyromania:

princesstokyomoon:

eelpatrickharris:

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

is that, a little mouth right on the end?

take a closer look at that snout!

(yes yes it is)

soldierboys:

MAKE ME CHOOSE: @destielgaysex asked destiel widower arc or destiel s8 purgatory arc